How I Used Fake Reviews For Tons Of Free Crap

Hey, did you know that you can get your material published online, where millions can deem it? Good god, you might even be paid for it . And what’s more, the feedback you get may propel “youve got to” even greater statures as a columnist! Well, perhaps you did know that. But maybe that’s not for you. Perhaps you’re looking for a cluster of free crap that involves zero design and a whole lot of deceit. Good bulletin: That’s an option as well, because the internet is both the greatest implement for communication and an endless source of wickednes. As we found out when Brian Penny told us about how …

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Unpaid Bloggers And Uncurated Work Are A Recipe For Disaster

When my personal blog got some courtesy in 2013 and The Huffington Post invited me to write for them, I find really proud at first. Wasn’t this the channel that has now prevailed a Pulitzer?( It was !) And wasn’t this one of “the worlds largest” speak places in the world?( Sort of !)

Truly, this was an honor.

Then “youve been” take a look at the site and realise how little of it is of any element. Extend to the front page and you’ll get a fib made straight from Reuters — which is a legitimate road of spreading the story, sure, but HuffPost doesn’t deserve credit for that. Then you get a political report that’s a direct reword of someone else’s related section, which in turn really reports a single thread from a CNN interview. Another section, credited to a “HuffPost reporter, ” is 60 utterances innovating a GIF someone else manufactured, then embedding various reaction tweets. And then come the various pieces that do nothing but summarize late-night slapstick videos.

And that’s the sort of high-quality content HuffPost evaluates most — that is to say, the stuff produced by the staff, whom the area salaries. In addition to all that, the area utilizes bloggers( 9,000 when I was there ), and they aren’t paid at all. They’re precisely is expected to be appreciative for special privileges of writing for the purposes of the a pulpit, and for the exposure they’ll receive. HuffPost laughs off criticism that they’re exploiting these bloggers — “when John Kerry writes an op-ed for us, he’s not tilting to perform $50, ” they say. But these bloggers very much do want to be compensated, as hinted at when they put together a class-action litigation.

So I had a reputable berth, but no coin. Hence, I was eager to monetize my HuffPost platform …

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Any Given Blog Post Might Be Written By A Marketing Company

Along with writing for Huffington Post, I was also trying to make a living. So each morning, I would wake up and check the job committees at sites like Mediabistro, Freelance Writing Gigs, Craigslist, and Indeed, trying to find anyone to pay me to write. I use my HuffPost links to show proof of my cleverness. And while I didn’t get many offers of the style I required, it wasn’t long before SEO and content marketing houses offered to pay me to announce sections on the site.

At firstly I was reviled. I wanted to be a journalist , not some schmuck exchanging links to the highest bidder. Having no event in media or marketing, I didn’t understand how blurred the lines genuinely were to these beings. But one day, struggling to make ends meet, I threw out what I thought was an hopeless quantity, having only pay off $15 – $50 per essay for writing up to that station. I responded to a handful of proposals explaining that I would happily announce an section on HuffPost, but it had to be written for me, and I wouldn’t make love for less than $150.

To my astound, one extremely enthusiastic SEO consultant replied in several clauses written and ready to berth. I feed with it and put out feelers for more, gradually increasing my asking price each time to $200, $250, $300. By the end of a few months, I was performing $500 a pop to post essays I had nothing to do with. I did about a dozen of these articles in total, and made about $4,000 in 90 dates. The articles were well-written, so the apprentices on the blog unit had no reason to question why a person who’d previously blogged about whistleblowing was writing articles about Blake Shelton’s Pepsi concert series, artificial grass, or VOIP phone services.

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Bloggers Make A Killing Leeching Off The Convention Circuit

It didn’t last long. By the end of the year, the editors had caught on. I was banned from HuffPost, because announcing affiliate associations and promotional material violated their terms of service. But then came the next phase of my “career.”

By February 2014, I had another compensating gig and was offered a free ticket to the Denver Cannabis Cup and Snoop Dogg’s accompanying concert. Unfortunately, the slew fell through, but I wasn’t about to give up. I objective up sidling into the Cannabis Cup and BIG Industry Show, and was given a free press pass( which was actually a marketer pass, as even High Times was still figuring things out back then ). Realizing I’d stumbled on something, I pulled up the Trade Show News Network and hunted down craft establishes for every industry I was interested in, communicating my Main Street and Huffington Post sections as proof that I was a “legitimate journalist.” Soon, I was get registered as media for E3, CES, CTIA’s Super Mobility Week, GDC, Outdoor Retailer, and a dozen more.

At testifies like E3 or the Cannabis Cup, media is good-for-nothing, but at a indicate like CES, a press pass drew me someone every single booth wanted to talk to. And my first thought was to use this attention in a comparatively honest, aimless, and( to be perfectly frank) sorry highway. Since I had no journalistic event, I told any interested gatherings that I was a blogger, and asked them for a position. No one offered me one, but some did hand me swag. For illustration, although video game companionships discussed the media like garbage at E3, I still managed to get enough free competition codes to feel good about the outlay of the tour to Los Angeles.

At Outdoor Retailer Summer Market 2014, I was eventually assumed enough to keep a few appointments, and began to notice how hard the PR reps were trying to get makes into my hands. I’d be there sipping champagne and dining lobster reels( that’s what assembly planners hand out when they want people to feel idea) at sponsored occurrences held by c-suite commerce reps for REI and LL Bean, while they sloped me what I firstly presupposed was some type of timeshare pyramid strategy. “Take a look at these binoculars! ” one would say, trying to give me a duo, although there are I had no free hand. “You want to review these? You get to keep ’em , no problem.” My instinct was to ask them if LL Bean HQ had any locations open for “staff blogger, ” but then I recognized how I could be truly use these companies.

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Many Product Reviews Are Just For Free Stuff

On a whim, in June 2016, I decided to log back into HuffPost to see if enough time had guided that I could get away with publishing another essay. In their back end was an invite to use the brand-new affixing platform. I penetrated my email, and to my satisfaction, I was granted posting access once again, this time without any writer checking my job before it moved live. I soon copied and glued a couple of articles from my blog to test the waters.

In mid-October 2016, while everyone else in its own country was engaged in heated the discussions on Hillary or Donald, I was contacting every PR agency and sell bureau on countries around the world with this petition 😛 TAGEND

PR reps answered. As soon as they experienced “Huffington Post” in the email, they knew it was their opportunity for free media. Everyone wanted to have their makes boasted with anchor associations in the largest blog online. It was the holy grail of SEO.

I produced over 100 of these “articles.” They started out as poor man’s remembers, but as more and more concoctions were coming in, it became a full-time undertaking just receiving and moving them, much less using them and creating, formatting, and was published blogs. I prolonged pushing the boundaries and hop-skip the “review” process absolutely, simply rallying makes into “gift guides” and other listicles. HuffPost loves listicles, and the PR beings couldn’t have helped less how they were peculiarity, as long as they get that anchor link.

From October 2016 through March 2017, you’d be hard-pressed to come up with a symbol or make I hadn’t reached. For six straight months, FedEx, UPS, USPS, and even DHL were quitting off between five and ten boxes a era from around the world. I was given the latest phones, laptops, loudspeakers, IoT tech, headphones, the finest whiskies, wine-coloureds, and rums, music instruments, child paraphernalium, jewelry, vape confines, cameras, gizmoes, collectibles, home furnishings, camping paraphernalium, hums, clothes, even menu. Overall, I was able to sell over $3,000 usefulnes of stock on eBay, and made another $2,000 on Craigslist.( Which didn’t practically cover all of it … predict on to find out what happened to the residue .)


“1 7 Product That I Guess Are Good. I Did Query For Them.”

Some fellowships even communicated me trash that coin couldn’t buy. I’ve always been a pirate and file-sharing lover, so I signed up for the National Association of Broadcasters( NAB) Show as news media, and detected my space into movie and Tv studio mailing lists. A Fox PR person transmitted me a screener for the purposes of an upcoming movie as though I, random internet chap, were some pundit of strong influence. Did I experience watching this forgettable James Franco comedy? God no — I didn’t even last-place ten minutes through it. But I sure got off on participating my refer computed as an official watermark, and you better believe my web developer pal and I dissected this private website.


This is the exact sort of ethical breach Bryan Cranston cautioned us about .

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Don’t Worry, I Did Get My Comeuppance

I had to write blogs about the products I was receiving, and I had to promote it all on social media. I likewise had to use the products to write anything about them, so I was multitasking by walking around with a brand-new telephone, clothe, headphones, bicycle, etc. every other era. On crown of this, if I wasn’t home in time for the gives, boxes would pile up out front very quickly.

Everyone who knew me personally was asking for free goodies — everyone knew I was self-employed and doing this on my own, and they missed my material. And I did pay slew apart, because really, what was I supposed to do with three different juicers? I established apart over $10,000 in merchandise like mesh systems, influence implements, critical petroleums/ colognes/ perfumes, winter paraphernalium, loudspeakers, headphones, and safety cameras to love, pedigree, and general hangers-on.

I was subletting a apartment, and participating a boy start from living in a van to manipulating from dwelling and being showered in free stuff was too much for my roommates to handle , no matter how much I shared with them. Jolly soon, they started helping themselves to the plenty and exchanging components on Craigslist and eBay themselves. My three roommates walked away with over $2,000 each in fitness trackers, Bluetooth supplementaries, VR gear, food, and liquor.

By March, I had lost a clear majority of the products that came in. I moved to get away from the house of thieves, but too many containers were coming in from too many senders consuming too many services, and I couldn’t contact everybody is reroute it, so a lot of it just disappeared. In the midst of everything, my van are broken down and had to be towed to the junkyard, as I couldn’t afford the repairs. I may have been drinking $400 whiskey, but I’d still neglected to make any actual money out of all these shenanigans. I moved in with someone else, and less than two months later, he plucked the same stunt. I procured myself sleeping on the streets for two days before locating a go to Phoenix with a real sidekick to hurtle on his storey and representation events out.

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I Might Precisely Do It All Again

HuffPost’s blog team finally discovered what I was applying their place for and removed my access once again, even going so far as to delete my berths. But the blogs that predated their new system — even the ad ones, the ones I was initially banned for — are still live, since they are don’t know what they’re doing.

I now don’t own a couch — sofas are expensive — but I revolve between three $300 hammocks. Realizing that I don’t have the morals to be a writer, I looked for something new, and became the ultimate sellout: a spin doctor for a marketing busines. But it turned out neither media nor commerce is compatible with my ethical borderlines, so I cease that as well.

Still, if I’m being honest with myself, I’d do it all again. In information, I perhaps will. The tech writer at Time connected with me on Facebook during her search for a tech product reviewer. I likewise got an email inviting me into HuffPost’s Canada CMS system while writing this, so now we go again .

Brian Penny is a former business analyst and operations overseer at Countrywide and Bank of America transformed whistleblower and freelance writer. Here’s his blog. Ryan Menezes is an writer and examiner now at Cracked. Follow him on Twitter for bits chipped from this article and other stuff no one should find .

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